Master Keys for Kids

Master Keys for Kids


“Mon Dieu, what are they thinking?”

- Madama Phloozé  ™

(pronounced, Floozay)

Lost in Translation

Madama was reading in her chair while I was on the computer.  I was due to back it up and got out my external hard drive.  She understands the function of a computer but the finer points often elude her. She asked what the little box was for and I tried to explain to which she quipped, “But, how can you back-up and hard drive at the same time? Aren’t you going in two directions?” I asked her, “Doesn’t a corset squeeze and push out at the same time?”  We decided to have tea and chocolate instead. That we both understand!

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Ordinarily, Madama is a very pleasant person but there are a few manner faux pas’ and ethic violations that unhinge her and drive her nuts.  Join her as she shares how to make our world a more civil place.”

- Peeves

Teaching Manners, Ethics, and Civility